i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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