STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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