Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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