Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Jerry, you need to find god
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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