you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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