Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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