The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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