I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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