just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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