Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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