shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
