yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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