is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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