i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I would ride that face into the sunset
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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