Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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