I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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