Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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