i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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