Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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