she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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