You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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