TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Do vagina's smell?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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