Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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