YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
pray to the hookup gods
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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