hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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