I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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