If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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