Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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