im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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