Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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