Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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