I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
The air taste purple.
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