Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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