I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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