Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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