I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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