but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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