high people should be assigned attendants
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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