If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
COCAINE IS GR8
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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