i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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