he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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