it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize