we're blogging at a bar
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
wow bdsm is so cute
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