you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
