i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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