therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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