Porn is love you can see.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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