He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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