I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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