im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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