At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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