Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he thought i was a dude.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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