I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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